As Matt says, another dumb idea we had in Amsterdam:
JG Ballads.
Self explanatory, really. Go add your selections.
I've long wanted to make a site for showcasing 'ideas great enough to spend much time talking in the pub about, but too dumb to actually realise'. I guess I never will (unless ... perhaps ... this is it?).
JG Ballads is a good one. As is The Pub Stenographer, Luxury Motorway Service Stations, and Squirty Chips. Remember - you heard them here first.